Friday, January 28, 2011

Srsly WTF City College

I, like many other peeps in San Francisco, attend the gloriously cheap City College of SF. It’s a community college so sometimes you get awesome teachers and sometimes you get teachers that bring their fucking dogs to class. In a creative writing class I took a few years ago I pretty much became the equivalent of a TA. The “professor” usually split the class down the middle and he’d take one side, I’d take the other. This was mainly because most people were too scared to show their writing. I’d always go first and beg people to tear me to shreds for this is the ONLY way to get better at writing. Screw all the compliments and coos. You need your ass tore up so you know what to change because no matter how well you think something is written you are not the one reading it, the reader is. Anyway, it was actually quite satisfying because I did get to help some people with their writing and I learned quite a lot from others.

Now on the negative side of it being a community college, about 30% of the population (yes, I just made that statistic up) are people that don’t really want to be there. These are the people that are usually fresh out of high school and their parents pretty much forced them to go because they want their kids to get all learned. These are the fuckers that write “I HAVE A BIG COCK” on desks, “tag” the walls and act all gangsta even though a majority are from the Sunset or Outer Richmond and still live with their parents who also paid their tuition. I say “tag” because a shit ton of scribbles does NOT qualify as a tag. A tag is something that requires a bit of talent (ie Banksy, ribbity, empty eyes, mars, etc) not a bunch of scribbles done in class to be “bad ass”.  They do jack all in class and irritate the hell out of the teachers. It’s insulting and annoying for the people that actually WANT to be there and actually PAID to be there.

But here’s the thing that really chafes my ass and gives light to a SRSLY WTF moment: the bathrooms. Now I’ve seen some nasty bathrooms in my day. The one that takes the cake was a rest stop in Montana that made me gag before I even entered it and a majority of the toilets were dens for some seriously HUGE spiders. Like really bad movie end-of-the-world type spiders. By the way did anyone see The Happening? FUCKING KILLER TREES?? It’s like Ents on acid and lame. At least spiders are somewhat convincing because they give that shudder factor. Anyway, the city college bathrooms rate pretty high up on the gross factor. First off it smells like the wonderful aroma of le homeless and in the chick bathrooms the sanitary disposal thing looks like a mini house and is no where near the fucking toilet. The toilet paper looks like it could be made of splinters and there are NEVER any hand towels so you have use the super loud, jet engine type hand dryer. Below are pictures of the bathrooms at the Ocean campus.



Notice how far away the waste bin is and that there isn't even one in the other stall. Seriously? This is a fucking college, not a high school. So I ask you San Francisco, seriously, what the fuck?